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A sock puppet's perspective on Ian's sabbatical |
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About Salisbury, Pup says,
"Mmmmm, Salisbury steak...." |
| Ah, arrival at Spire House (nice digs, and a cool view out the window). |
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| Ian only brings me because I laugh at his jokes. But, hey, small price to pay for free room, board, and air travel. |
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| Dang, that's one big cathedral they've got here in Salisbury! |
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| At the Redcoat museum. Redcoats!? Come get some!! |
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| So, how do you feel about the fact that we KICKED YOUR SORRY REDCOAT ASS during the American Revolution? |
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| Ah, the ruins of Old Sarum. Only one problem. If this is the communal latrine, where are the trees? |
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Put a speedo on this fella, and you're all set.
Man, that is just WRONG. |
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About Stonehenge, Pup says,
"Because pets can't build monuments. Henges.com!" |
| Stonehenge was packed with tourists! Dang, you can't swing a dead cat around your head without hitting one (and that tends to irritate them, especially the French). |
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About Avebury, Pup says,
"Plenty of rocks, not enough trees." |
| Hi ho, Pups the dog here! Today I'll be interviewing one of these very large but still amazingly friendly rocks. |
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About Bath, Pup says,
"Grrr. I HATE baths! Grrr." |
| Man, you've been in this cathedral vault too long. You're looking a little pale. You should go out and catch some rays, dude. |
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| While Ian snaps his sacreligious photos inside this church, I'll just kneel and pray for both our souls. |
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| Dude, it's a great view and all, but those birds are killing you. Have you ever considered an umbrella or something? |
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| What part of "I HATE baths" did you not understand???" |
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| Ahh! They're driving on the wrong side of the road! That bus nearly hit me! |
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| What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a sock puppet use a post box before? |
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| This is EXACTLY why us toys need to unionize! |
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